17 bodies. One broken leg (a couch). Two sore ankles. Two fake breasts. No aardvarking but a few wet kisses. One butt. Transvestite fu. Koosh-ball fu. Pool cue fu. Hoop fu. Swimming pool fu. Rafter fu. Couch diving fu. Pants drinking fu. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for John Mudd, as the guest of honor, for saying "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT" and "Ready...1, 2, ... ... ... ... 3 "; Camilo Lemos, as the gift, for saying "SURPRISE" and "Anyone seen my clothes" and "That was a towel, wasn't it?"; Ann Richard, as the wife who thinks she's losing her husband to a cross-dresser, for saying "GOLDEN!"; Catharine Johnson, as the happy hostess lost in the '60's, for saying "[I thought they were] small...at least that's what I hear through the grapevine; actually grapevine is what I hear the size is." 4 stars. Frank Bob says check it out.