"Kinda hard to sleep on a plane anyway, much less when you are squeezing 
 your butt-cheeks together tighter than a virgin in prison."
	-- Pierce had a bad trip back from India (January 2011).

Amazingly, it wasn't too bad.  All I had to do was navigate Wacom's
web site, find the drivers, download the driver, run cccleaner (ooops,
lost stuff in the recycle bin, oh well, guess I didn't need it), install
the driver, reboot, uninstall the driver (in add/remove software instead
of add/remove hardeware), reboot, run cccleaner (nothing left to delete),
install the driver, and then it works.  Simple.

  That's why it's called Plug-And-Play!

	-- Timothy summarizes Frank's latest driver delve (February 2011).

August 6 is the first Monday in October.
	-- I can type faster than I can think (February 2011).

Interfrastic, Frank.  Have a great wardelstomp.
	-- Rob's response to my suggestion that he creates his own word-a-day 
           calendar, complete with his own creations (February 2011).

Supermodels make 5 figure checks for showing up at a fashion show. 
Regular models are lucky to make enough for the cigarettes and
laxitives that keep them thin.
	-- Dave Ralley explains to Frank the difference between 
           models and supermodels (February 2011).

"People like to 'verb' nouns."
  "Yes, I know.  I want to 'death' them."
	-- Frank and Matthew discuss language trends (March 2011).

"Wow, he must be more of a luddite than I am!"
  "He still looks at ASCII porn."
	-- Sue reassures Frank he's not the biggest luddite (March 2011).

Saw the original again a few years back at the Egyptian Theater in LA
with Doug.  Absolutely beautiful theater.  Absolutely beautiful 70MM VIRGIN 
print.  Left blood streaks on the projector.
	-- Pierce saw a Very Speical version of Tron (June 2011).

"It's tough when you have a socially awkward sense of humor and you're
an extrovert."
	-- Paul feels pity an ultimate player (July 2011).

"If you don't label people, then how do you judge them?"
	-- Krista (August 2011).

"The KenBot has moved and has refocused."
	-- Ken (August 2011).

"If you are fast enough to dodge raindrops, you ought to be able to 
dodge a little goose poop.  It's not even moving..."
	-- Pierre chides Victor's dislike of goose poop (August 2011).

"The DoD gets attacked with all kinds of shit every day."  Most of my 
security-related proposals start with a variant of that sentence.
	-- Daniel shares his key to proposal-writing success (August 2011).

"I think I need to leave soon."
  "So the bottom line is what?  I have to put my pants on?"
	-- Jim wants Frank to cut to the chase (September 2011).

>> By "tomorrow" do you mean Wed, i.e. today? 
> I kind of assume he means "tomorrow" as in the day after today, Thursday
Frank has correctly divined my Humpty-Dumptyish usage of tomorrow.
	-- Unlike Frank, Stephanie is confused by Bez's oh-so-conventional 
	   use of "tomorrow" (September 2011).

"Who does the QA testing?"
  "The customer."
	-- Ken has a solid business plan (September 2011).

Frank knows something about everything. If you ever need an answer 
(especially a funny wrong one), ask Frank.  
	-- Moof's summary of me (October 2011).


 > Actually, I think my goal is to follow the rules as written to 
 > demonstrate the contradictions.
Wow, that describes most of my work life!!
	-- Bill lives Frank's philosophy (October 2011).

<bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzKTTTT!!>  "ow"
  "Did you just cut yourself?"
    "Uh...well, maybe there already was blood on the fan."
        -- Frank learns not to stick his finger in computer 
           power supply fans to test them (October 2011).

"With computers, it's not getting what you want, but wanting what you have."
        -- Jim I's words of wisdom (October 2011).

"I have to stick a wad of cotton in my crotch."
        -- the euphemisms kids use these days (November 2011).

"You know, that dance is not as safe as they make it out to be."
	-- Judson's observation (without Hats) (November 2011).