"I don't want to have to reinvent the egg."
	-- I actually didn't mean to say that (February 2012).

"Adventure's never fun while it's happening."
	-- Chris Camedella (February 2012).

"You have to work hard to maintain civilization as the world moves on
to flashy crap abominations that are actually less convenient and
reduce productivity (such as email messages that are html by default,
hmm let's add less secure to that as well)."
	-- Paul Syverson, originally on white boards vs. chalk (March 2012).

"I don't get slot machines.  People keep doing the same thing,
over and over again.  What do they get from it?"

  "Repetative stress syndrome."
	-- Tea time talk at work (March 2012).

"If they could make a cake out of the tears of baby cows, 
that's fine with me." -- a coworker is a dedicated carnivore (April 2012).