<H2> And remember, kids, just 5 more days until Yak Shaving Day! </H2>
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<H2> Quotes of the Month:</H2>
<I>I like death, not sugar.</I>
-- Heidi Haugan explains her view on Halloween (11/12/99).
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<I>Well, was it intentional? [...] It's better to be malicious than stupid.</I>
-- Mike Cavanaugh (4/2/98).
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<I>Ad hoc, ad loc, quid pro quo. So little time, so much to know.</I>
-- David Ralley (10/30/97).
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<I> Well, doc, I've got a problem: it hurts when I have an erection.<BR>
<DT>So, don't have any erections.</I> <BR>
-- Moof needs to find new doctor (7/28/97).
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<I> Married life is an extension of single life, only you have to interact
with another person on a more regular basis.</I> <BR>
-- John Mudd, always the romantic (7/15/97).
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<I> I guess he was not the person I thought he was. I was clearly  
not the  person he thought I was....</I> <BR>
-- still looking for a caption (7/11/97).
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<I>Does your refrigerator work?<BR>
Well, it keeps the MAGGOTS cold!</I>  <BR>
-- Faith Short has a discussion with a landlord <BR>
(quote added 6/24/97 but conversation occured years ago).
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<I>You must understand, if my job was to have sex with Cindy Crawford,
in three months I'd be complaining about the foreplay.</I> -- Neel
Jain advises that I shouldn't ask him about how his job is (2/10/97).
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<I>hold on, someone peed on my laptop...</I>  -- Steve Romig about his 
(untrained) rats (10/9/96)
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<I>I was a little upset, but you can't get much sympathy from a pregnant 
woman</I> -- Loren Schwiebert, after falling off a ladder allegedly 
steadied by his wife and son (10/8/96).
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