How do.
Welcome to my shop.
Let me cut your mop.
Let me shave your crop.
Daintily,
Daintily.

Hey you!
Don't look so perplexed.
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, your next!
You're so next.

How about a nice close shave.
Teach your wiskers to behave.
Lots of lather, lots of soap.
Please hold still, don't be a dope.
Now we're ready for the scapping.
There's no use to try escaping.
Yell and scream and rant and rave.
It's no use you need a shave!

    Ouch ooch oooh ouch
    oooh ooch ouch ouch

There! You're nice and clean.
Although your face looks like it 
might have gone through a ma-chine.

              -- Buggs Bunny, Rabbit of Seville.