From george Thu Oct 12 11:41:53 1989 Received: by mad.cis.ohio-state.edu (4.0/4.890927) id AA01915; Thu, 12 Oct 89 11:41:51 EDT Date: Thu, 12 Oct 89 11:41:51 EDT From: George M. Jones Message-Id: <8910121541.AA01915@mad.cis.ohio-state.edu> To: franks@cis.ohio-state.edu Subject: X windows quotes Reply-To: george@cis.ohio-state.edu Status: R "The X window system is a temporary standard...like FORTRAN." X windows. A mistake carried out to perfection. X windows. Dissatisfaction guaranteed. X windows. Don't get frustrated without it. X windows. Even your dog won't like it. X windows. Flaky and built to stay that way. X windows. Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems. X windows. Flawed beyond belief. X windows. Form follows malfunction. X windows. Garbage at your fingertips. X windows. ignorance is our most important resource. X windows. It could be worse, but it'll take time. X windows. It could happen to you. X windows. Japan's secret weapon. X windows. Let it get in *your* way. X windows. Live the nightmare. X windows. More than enough rope. X windows. Never had it, never will. X windows. No hardware is safe. X windows. Power tools for power fools. X windows. Power tools for power losers. X windows. Putting new limits on productivity. X windows. Simplicity made complex. X windows. The cutting edge of obsolescence. X windows. The art of incompetence. X windows. The defacto substandard. X windows. The first fully modular software disaster. X windows. The joke that kills. X windows. The problem for your problem. X windows. There's got to be a better way. X windows. Warn your friends about it. X windows. You'd better sit down. X windows. You'll envy the dead.