"If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you have Kafka dreams." -- Hobbes (the tiger). "All my life I've had platonic love. I say FUCK PLATO!" -- Christy Brown (Daniel Day Lewis), MY LEFT FOOT. "We sing the nightingale song alive, We might be different but our hearts won't lie." -- "Nightingale Song", Toad The Wet Sprocket, FEAR. "I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star, In somebody else's sky, But why, Why, Why can't it be Can't it be mine?" -- "Black", Pearl Jam, TEN. "Men want to be loved for their bodies, which is funny. Women want to be loved for their minds, which is funnier." -- Dave Sim. "We're all born in the devil's scorn, they want to see you die, Are you true? Everything they say is a lie." -- "1 2 3", Indigo Girls. "Don't let's start This is the worst part Could believe for all the world That you're my precious little girl But don't let's start I've got a weak heart And I don't get around like you get around" --"Don't Let's Start", They Might Be Giants. "Me and Willie just can help come when she calls." -- "Kissing Willie", Jethro Tull. "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said "I love you like the stars above, I'll love you till I die" There's a place for us You know the movie song When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?" -- "Romeo and Juliet", Dire Straits, MAKING MOVIES. "Can't talk. Seeing Flanders. Later sex." -- a terse Homer to Marge in The Simpsons. "I've decided I want to be young, in love, and in D.C., since there are so many delicious food stops, quiet museums, and exciting events. Well, at least I'm young.." -- Swati Sharma has goals. "> >> FFAW committee? > >Oh come ON, Frank! Find Frank A Woman (or wife) Committee - - - - (so he has to put up with periods, irrational behavior related to whether the toilet seat is up or down, etc. but that makes the acronym way too long: FFAWSHHTPUWPIBRTWTTSIUODE Committee)." -- Golden forms a search committee for Frank. "Love's four-lettered word is no compensation." -- Jethro Tull, "One White Duck", MINSTREL IN THE GALLERY. "Will you be in my darkest hour (someone stopped the sun from shining)?" -- "Black Sheets of Rain", Bob Mould, BLACK SHEETS OF RAIN "A friend called me up and asked if I read the latest issue of Playboy with Pamala Sue Anderson in it. 'Read it?!?' I said, 'I ruined it!!'" -- a comedian on Letterman 4/13/95 (Greg ????). "Love is the killer you thought was your friend." -- "The Beast", Concrete Blonde, BLOODLETTING. "From that old, cold, story of mercy Desparate breathing, Tongue, nipple teasing." --"Black Satin Dancer", Jethro Tull, MINSTREL IN THE GALLERY. "Too rich or too poor, she's wanting me less and I'm waing her more. The bitter tast is cumbersome." -- "Cumbersome", 7-Mary-3. "Truth is not kind and you said neither am I." -- "All I Want", Toad The Wet Sprocket, FEAR. "Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it's all I've got." -- "One", U2, ACHTUNG BABY.