So, I'm at my parents' house in Sarasota.  Take a shower.  As I'm
walking out of the shower, I happen to glance in the toilet.  First
thought is "I forgot to flush."  But that wasn't the case, nor
had I used it before the shower.  On second glance, I realize that
there's a frog in the toilet.  Well, it's better than an alligator.

While there was an obvious solution, the minimal flush feature on
the toilet makes it of no use.  There's a pond nearby, so the frog
eventually received a new home (yes, his little life was spared).

But anyway, the point is that once I figured out it WAS a frog (I'm
guessing it was probably some species of 'turd frog' or 'dung frog'),
one thought went through my mind:

"I SWEAR I don't remember eating that..."