[warnings on a plastic package for a lanyard] We got one of those USB jump drives in yesterday. 512M, cute little thing. It comes with a lanyard. The lanyard comes in a plastic package and has these warnings on it. The last one was the most surprising. "OK, Johnny, it's your 18th birthday...your mother and I feel you're old enough to be responsible for this." (Of course, in the background, there'd be the choking sounds coming from his 17 year old brother who's got it around his neck while trying to plug it in to a computer. Damn underage lanyard users. I will refrain from making jokes or comments about the legal system that encourages these warnings. images/Drawings/Sketches/warning.jpg