[Attack of The Carpet Master!] We got a new phone list at work today. Glancing through it I noticed an entry that had been there before but I never spotted, right under the landlord's number, and it just said "Carpetmaster." So I imagined some carpet-themed super-dude. After further thought, I realized he would need to be a villain and would need some henchmen, or hench-carpet-samples, as the case may be. He would also use various carpet-themed terminology. All I could come up with was "pile" (Austin Powers overused the term "shag"). "Woof and weave" are more tapestry-related terms, though they seem either cool or silly. I must admit, I did borrow or steal a little of the idea from The Tick's ally The Carpeted Man. images/Drawings/Sketches/carpetmaster.png