[Better than "Beware of Chinese waitresses bearing fortunes."] I had lunch today with my friend Timothy at a Chinese restaurant. This is the fortune I received in the cookie. I'm not sure if this is telling me not to make fun of people with freaky diets, or something I can use when others make fun of my freaky food diet. Either way, I found it amusing. And perhaps there's a hint of irony in that I didn't eat my fortune cookie (fortunately, Timothy did, so it wasn't wasted). images/fortunate1.png