Subtitle: Faith and I took a boat tour of Oslo and the "fjords." Oslo doesn't really have proper fjords, but it was a nice, scenic tour of the area and a very nice day.

A mini-update. The area is called Oslofjord and it is not considered a fjord in the geological sense, but rather it simply means "waterway" or in this case "bay". No false advertising here, merely false cognates (or "false friends" as a cunning linguist I knew referred to them).

I was in Oslo from May 21-24, 2015.

Other pages from the Norway trip: 000-DSC_7754: The place to get tickets for the boat tour of Oslo. Actually, we got our tickets the day before at the tourist center, but this seemed like a good starting place. 001-DSC_7759: A deckful of tourists. 002-DSC_7764: Frank and Faith on the tour boat. It was not a three hour tour (a three hour tour). (I know who'd get the role of Gilligan...) 003-DSC_7766: Safety briefing about how to put on life vests. Grab one. 004-DSC_7767: Awkwardly fumble with it. 005-DSC_7768: Secure it while the frigid May waters of the bay that come from the North Sea draw the very life from your body. 006-DSC_7769: A boat and old fort (Akershus Fortress) 007-DSC_7770: Akershut Fortress is in the center of Oslo and about 700 years old. 008-DSC_7771: Apartments on the bay. 009-DSC_7772: That'a big ship. 010-DSC_7774: The back end (OK, the stern) of the big ship and Akershut Fortress. 011-DSC_7775: More stern and fortress. 012-DSC_7777: I counted around 14 decks of cruise ship there. Yow. Though for all I know, it might be considered merely huge and barely enormous. 013-DSC_7778: The Fortress stretches on. It is a public historic area. 014-DSC_7779: 015-DSC_7780: The Oslo Opera House 016-DSC_7784: The Oslo Opera House 017-DSC_7785: 018-DSC_7786: She Lies! That's the name of the glass and steel sculpture in the water in front of the Oslo Opera House. 019-DSC_7787: People taking pictures of She Lies 020-DSC_7788: A big-ass cruise ship. 021-DSC_7789: 022-DSC_7790: 023-DSC_7792: 024-DSC_7793: 025-DSC_7794: 026-DSC_7796: 027-DSC_7797: 028-DSC_7798: 029-DSC_7799: 030-DSC_7802: 031-DSC_7803: 032-DSC_7804: 033-DSC_7805: 034-DSC_7806: 035-DSC_7807: 036-DSC_7808: 037-DSC_7809: 038-DSC_7810: 039-DSC_7811: 040-DSC_7813: 041-DSC_7814: 042-DSC_7816: 043-DSC_7817: 044-DSC_7818: 045-DSC_7819: 046-DSC_7820: 047-DSC_7821: 048-DSC_7822: 049-DSC_7823: 050-DSC_7824: 051-DSC_7825: 052-DSC_7826: 053-DSC_7827: 054-DSC_7831: 055-DSC_7833: 056-DSC_7834: 057-DSC_7835: 058-DSC_7836: 059-DSC_7838: 060-DSC_7839: 061-DSC_7841: 062-DSC_7843: 063-DSC_7844: 064-DSC_7847: If you really hate neighbors, this might be the place for you. 065-DSC_7848: Sailboat and motorboat 066-DSC_7850: 067-DSC_7851: A really big, big-ass cruise ship 068-DSC_7852: 069-DSC_7854: Another big honking cruise ship. 070-DSC_7855: 071-DSC_7856: Note the two bridge wings that hang over the side of the ship. This allows the captain a clear view of the edge of the ship and the dock when docking. 072-DSC_7857: 073-DSC_7858: 074-DSC_7859: 075-DSC_7860: 076-DSC_7864: Oslo City Hall (with the clock on it). 077-DSC_7866: 078-DSC_7867: Back at the dock 079-DSC_7868: "Hey Faith, turn around!" <click> 080-DSC_7869: Frank on the boat. 081-DSC_7871: 082-DSC_7872: History on the tour boat Johanna. It's in Norwegian and I don&apos't feel like typing it into Google Translate again. It's over 100 years old. 083-DSC_7873: 084-DSC_7874: 085-DSC_7875: Another tour boat coming in to dock. 086-DSC_7879: Faith taking a picture of me taking a picture of her and the tour boat Johanna. 087-ship_Panorama: A quick vertical panorama of the ship on which we took the tour.