From krouse-p Mon Aug 26 18:24:12 1991 Received: by anaconda.cis.ohio-state.edu (5.61-kk/5.910703) id AA10529; Mon, 26 Aug 91 18:24:10 -0400 Date: Mon, 26 Aug 1991 18:24:08 EDT From: Pierce Krouse To: frank@cis.ohio-state.edu Subject: I know this is going to sound strange... Message-Id: Status: RO random musings for a monday afternoon: As I sit watching the little kitty-girl, sitting properly on the carpet, I realize - in utter horror - that her pink little anus is in direct contact with the carpet! Simultaneously, the following facts rush into my head: (1) This carpet has never been shampooed (2) This cat has been here continuously for 2 years now. (3) Even taking sleep into account, this cat has spent approximately 8,700 hours sitting in this apartment -- mostly in *this* very room. (4) This cat has not stood still even once in the entire time we have owned her. Not once. Ever. (5) I am barefoot at the moment. I imagine putting on special glasses that make the ghostly anus-spots appear wherever they are. In a panic, I realize that every square inch of the apartment resembles leopard skin under the unwavering, scientific eye of the anus-glasses. What can I do? Should I try to make it to the window so I can call for help? Should I jump when I get there? Nnnnnnaaaah. I have too much work to do. Fuck it.