From escoe Thu Dec 5 14:14:20 1991 Received: by dragon.cis.ohio-state.edu (5.61-kk/5.911008) id AA01339; Thu, 5 Dec 91 14:14:06 -0500 Date: Thu, 5 Dec 91 14:14:06 -0500 From: James Escoe Message-Id: <9112051914.AA01339@dragon.cis.ohio-state.edu> To: blakeley@cis.ohio-state.edu, escoe@cis.ohio-state.edu, frank@cis.ohio-state.edu, grichard@cis.ohio-state.edu, jain@cs.cornell, joault@apple.com, krouse-p@cis.ohio-state.edu, lathrop@cis.ohio-state.edu, loren@cis.ohio-state.edu, renken@cis.ohio-state.edu, schwarz@cis.ohio-state.edu, suresh@Pa.dec.com Subject: FunFunFun Status: RO Sinsinnati Ohio.... Me, Gigi and her sister, Erika, walk into a bar in down town Sinsinnati. As I walked by a man in a blue pin striped suit, he was about 45 years old and balding, he says to me "You walked in serene, you will leave not serene". I gave him a puzzled look and kept walking. I then went to the bar and ordered 3 beers and turned to inform my cohorts of the tip I had just picked up (no pun intended) when from behind me the voice says, "Have you read Dante's Inferno?" I replied that I hadn't and inquired if the earlier quote had something to do with that piece of work. He replied, "It is stamped on your forehead", much to my bemusement, as he walked away. At this point, assuming that, in fact, nothing was stamped to my forhead, I said to my lady escorts "I think this joker is trying to pick me up" At this time we all, for the first time, surveyed our fellow bar chumps and noticed that there was a perponderance of pasty white skinned males. In unison we wisperred "Daaa, I tink we walked into a Gay bar" The girls immediately wanted to leave this den of mutants (I mean that in the nicesest sort of way) and I proclaimed, much to my dread later on, we would stay and finish our beers and no homo's were going to chase ME from a bar! As you might have already ascertained, what soon transpired would do just that. As I stood there and felt a warmth emanating from the chowls of my posterior, I could not help but notice, that Sir Lancelot was standing behind me again, but this time with his loins nuzzled against me, he said, "Do you believe in the Spirit" Now, knowing full well what spirit he was reffering to, I remarked as eloquently as I could, given tightness of my asshole at the time, "Back the fuck off, asshole!" Gigi then informed that if I bloodied any part of him or me that I would be putting her in grave, sexually transmitted, danger. God, I love that girl, always thinking of my welfare... Anyways we soon departed, our beers magically being finished and all. But I would note that as I sauntered my way out of the bar, I had the pleasure of knowing that I had at least one admiring eye upon my virgin derier and the prophet was certainly correct, I was anything but serene. Jim " I can't get no..." Escoe From schwarz Fri Dec 6 11:53:34 1991 Received: by cowardlylion.cis.ohio-state.edu (5.61-kk/5.911008) id AA00478; Fri, 6 Dec 91 11:53:28 -0500 Date: Fri, 6 Dec 91 11:53:28 -0500 From: Marc Schwarz Message-Id: <9112061653.AA00478@cowardlylion.cis.ohio-state.edu> To: blakeley@cis.ohio-state.edu, escoe@cis.ohio-state.edu, frank@cis.ohio-state.edu, grichard@cis.ohio-state.edu, jain@cs.cornell, joault@apple.com, krouse-p@cis.ohio-state.edu, lathrop@cis.ohio-state.edu, loren@cis.ohio-state.edu, renken@cis.ohio-state.edu, schwarz@cis.ohio-state.edu, suresh@Pa.dec.com Subject: Re: FunFunFun Status: RO Jim- So, does this mean that if Todd invited you to the prom, you'd turn him down with some wimpy excuse like you have to wash your hair, or something? BTW, do you like gladiator movies? Marc. From escoe Fri Dec 6 12:28:35 1991 Received: by dragon.cis.ohio-state.edu (5.61-kk/5.911008) id AA04636; Fri, 6 Dec 91 12:28:31 -0500 Date: Fri, 6 Dec 91 12:28:31 -0500 From: James Escoe Message-Id: <9112061728.AA04636@dragon.cis.ohio-state.edu> To: blakeley@cis.ohio-state.edu, escoe@cis.ohio-state.edu, frank@cis.ohio-state.edu, grichard@cis.ohio-state.edu, jain@cs.cornell, joault@apple.com, krouse-p@cis.ohio-state.edu, lathrop@cis.ohio-state.edu, loren@cis.ohio-state.edu, renken@cis.ohio-state.edu, schwarz@cis.ohio-state.edu, suresh@Pa.dec.com Subject: Re: FunFunFun Status: RO >o, does this mean that if Todd invited you to the prom, you'd >turn him down with some wimpy excuse like you have to wash you >hair, or something? Not at all, as long as he bought me dinner, of course... >BTW, do you like gladiator movies? Is that an invite for an evening of fun and frolic at your uncles expense, big fella? jim "I just want to be understood" escoe