Ode to An Advisor Absent
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(to the tune of "Who Can It Be Now", by Men At Work)

Where can he be I'm knocking at his door?
Where are you, I need to talk some more.
Can't you see that it's time to meet?
I'm at a loss, and feeling defeat.
All I wish is to graduate.
Don't leave me, it's getting very late.
Best off if you read this then
I'll go away - but I'll come back again.

Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?

Where can he be I'm knocking at his door?
I don't need much, 5 minutes I implore,
If he hears, he won't come out
And I'll be stuck, no matter what I shout
I've done my thesis, and published it too
All I need is a signature from you
I like it here with my college friend
Here they come, will grad school never end!

Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?
Where can he be now?

Is it the grad school come to take me away?
Why do they pressure me?
It's not my thesis that I can see,
It's a job at Mickey D's.

Oh...Where can he be now?
Oh...Where is he...Where is he...
Yeah yeah yeah