[Taken from an ntalk session.......]

so last week i went to a urologist.  this guys nice, but its a pain waiting for
 an hour to see him, and its embarassing as all hell.
 
well, the first thing we tried was this drug called muse.  its a little pill, 
and you basically implant it up your urethra with a short catheter.  it isn't 
that bad.  except for 10% of the patients, no, no pain really.  except for us 
10%, for us it basically feels like there's an alien in your dick trying to 
claw out, then it feels like its just going to fall off, then you go through 
a phase when you wish it WOULD, then it starts to get better and you start 
thinking about sueing the jerk that invented the drug 


the doc came back ino the room after 10 minutes to check on me, and it was 
getting uncormfortable.  he pointed out that it did the same to him when he 
tried it, and i just wanted to haul off and deck him "why the fuck did you 
try it on ME then?!" was what i wanted to say...


[continues to describe the NEXT procedure, where the doctor comes in
 with a needle to inject...]

[Frank:] in ...you arm....right?

[Frank:] before you go on, the answer to the above question
[Frank:] is "yes, frank, it is in my arm" regardless of where 
[Frank:] they stick the needle...

well, ok, in your arm.  no, the other one.  :-)

so, here i am, watching him get all ready.  he pulls the needle out (its very 
small, thank god) and says "golly, that's a lot".  the nurse gave him 3x the 
amount.  "that will keep you hard for a week, don't want that."

[Frank: a condition called Priapism, I believe]

yes, and its bad.  makes things fall off.

so, then he suddenly hauls off and stabs me in the...arm...with this thing.  
didn't hurt much, i guess.  goes away to come back in 10 minutes and check.

anyway, he comes back in, and goes "oh my god".

"what?"

"well, when people have problems with muse, i give them 1cc's of this"

"so?"

"you don't need 1, you need .5 cc's"
"if your erection isn't gone by 9, call me"

"or"

"or your dick will fall off :-)"

it was pretty funny.  i felt like i was in high school again.  it was doggone 
embarassing.  had great sex when i got home though :-)