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From: Thomas A. Fine <fine@cis.ohio-state.edu>
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To: clemos@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu, knodel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
Subject: Re: Bathroom etiquette
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        mowgli@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
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>Jeffff???  Who the Hell raises the seat anymore?  How bad a shot are U?
>I have not, in the last 10 years, ever raised a toilet seat to take a squirt.
>Somehow raising the seat just doesn't seem... well... Manly!  Not very burly/
>macho/manly  at all. 

Yeah, but one piece of lint at the tip, or something like that, and the
sights are just totally misalligned.  Next thing you know, you think you're
aiming at Lake Erie, but what you actually hit is something closer
to the PanHandle, you know what I mean?  I mean when I ooze gold (sorry
Golden), I like to know I'm not accidentally going to hit the living
room couch.

Not only that, even if the old hefty hose is perfectly in balance, you
find that you have to hold that stream on the laminar side, or you get
lots of splashing when your sunny river reaches its watery destination.

      tom

And remember, if you shake it more than 6,743 times, you're beating off.