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From: "Michael S. Leibow" <leibow@vivanet.com>
To: frank@cs.cornell.edu
Subject: return address
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 1995 23:32:45 -0400

Here is a healthy message for your perusal.  Please peal off the return address
and affix it to your favorite mailer.

Couple of yuppies buy a parrot thinking it will be a real cool pet.  They try
to train it but aren't very successful.  It never says what they want it to
say, and often speaks when they want it to be quiet.  They try all of the
typical training methods like feeding it when it does something right.
After reading many books on parrot training, they go to the vet and ask him
for advice.  The vet works with them, but don't get any satisfaction.  After
a while, the vet tells them a sure fire way to get the bird to cooperate.

They tell the bird since it had misbehaved so many times that they have no
other choice.  They stick the parrot in the freezer.  After 5 minutes of
pacing they finally open up the freezer door.  The bird, shivering, stumbles
out of the freezer and says, "I'll be go-ooo-oood.  B--bbuut please, t-t-ell
me one th-thing.  Wh-what did the chicken do?"

        --Moof