From 22331SS@msu.edu Thu May 26 17:22:54 1994 Received: from msu.edu (ibm.cl.msu.edu [35.8.2.2]) by news.cis.ohio-state.edu (8.6.8.1/8.6.4) with SMTP id RAA28862 for ; Thu, 26 May 1994 17:22:53 -0400 Message-Id: <199405262122.RAA28862@news.cis.ohio-state.edu> Received: from MSU.EDU by msu.edu (IBM VM SMTP V2R2) with BSMTP id 3192; Thu, 26 May 94 17:22:34 EDT Received: by MSU (Mailer R2.08 PTF008) id 1053; Thu, 26 May 94 17:22:34 EDT Date: Thu, 26 May 94 17:21 EDT To: frank@cis.ohio-state.edu From: "Swati.Sharma" <22331SS@msu.edu> Subject: Re: maybe that's why... In-Reply-To: The letter of Wednesday, 25 May 1994 8:30pm ET Status: RO You know, there's a special place in pollution purgatory for you: every bath you'll take will be in an oil spill, every meal you eat will be pesticide-hormone supplemented-genetically altered-methane producing non-local, non-organic food served on styrofoam plates which you will have to eat as well, every sleep you attempt will be interrupted by electromagnetic-radiation buzzing, global warming sweat-producing heat which will make you feel like you'll spontaneously combust, but not to worry, every pajama you wear will be made of fine, easily inhaled asbestos fibers, every breath you take will contain fumes and particulates and nauseating levels of Giorgio perfume: in short, every moment of your non-recycled, non-degradable, non-sensical existence will be hell. Hope you didn't get too much baby seal hair stuck in your teeth. I hear it's a potential carcinogen.