From frank Wed Feb 12 23:05:52 1992
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From: Frank Adelstein <frank@cis.ohio-state.edu>
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To: camilo@cis.ohio-state.edu, fine@cis.ohio-state.edu,
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Subject: Re:  Reasons to become a vegetarian:  #106
Cc: frank@cis.ohio-state.edu
Status: RO

I can not remain silent about this any more.

<in a Sally Struthers pathos evoking whimper>

Well, just this weekend I made a salad.  
I took the fresh vegetables from their bin.  

It was an overcrowded, filthy bin, where they had been 
kept for long periods of time, with no exposure to sunlight, 
in cramped conditions.  But I suppose that is to be expected, 
since why waste precious space on something that is designated 
as just food.  I mean they didn't even have room to turn 
around...not that they'd have the strength anyway, what 
with all the chemicals and fertilizers and such that they're given
to insure that they will pass the heath inspections.  

Well anyway, they were too tired and weak to really do much 
other than make a token effort to roll away.  And I took them, 
one by one and, well, you'll have to excuse me for being graphic, 
but it's a situation that we just can't ignore any longer.  

Some of them I skinned, some I cut into many small pieces, and some of 
them I just split into halves or thirds and threw right in
the bowl.  There were pieces of their remains (things I didn't
deem worthy to include in a salad) strewn all over the
kitchen.  The liquid and particulate innards of a tomato 
lay drying on my cutting board, staining it a dull red.  

And then there was the lettuce.  I had rinsed it in water.  
Ostensibly to get the dirt off of it (and I won't get into how 
the dirt comes to getting on it, suffice to say that its living 
conditions force it to look to the ground to derive its nutrients), 
but it's generally known that the cold water slows it down, 
so that it won't struggle as much during the next phase, 
possibly injuring the parts of it that we prize for food.  

Well, I let it dry a little and then...with my bare hands, 
I ripped it...oh god...I ripped it into small shreds...bite 
sized pieces.  I could feel the spine of the leaves snap in 
my hands.  But with the efficiency of a seasoned employee of 
one of the Chicago abattoirs of the 20s, I didn't even think 
about what I was doing and just kept throwing the pieces in the bowl.  

And then, as if to add insult to this vast indignity I was committing 
to our cousins from another kingdom, I threw some spices on it.  

Spices...the name hides the horror...for it was nothing more than 
the dried, ground remains of other plants.  I don't know if the 
irony struck them, like it does me.  If it weren't so nauseating
I would be tempted to laugh.

Most cultures have some respect for the bodies of the dead.  
We do have our taboos, but once again, we use words to hide 
the true meaning.  I "tossed" the salad, then "dressed" it, 
and then ate it.  

Even the barbarians we mock as being primitive cook their food, 
but no...I ate it raw, not even dignifying the meal with a few 
words for the fallen ones that literally made the meal a reality.

And though the meal has long since passed (in more than one sense),
the one thing that will stay with me is the sound of the screams
of the vegetables, as they were being mercilessly slaughtered.  It
is a bone chilling scream of pure terror that touches the very 
essence of your being.  There is no doubt in my mind that they know 
exactly what is happening.

And that is what makes it all worth it.  And that, my friends, is 
why I do, on occasion, eat non-meat products.

--Frank.

p.s. next weeks episode: "Eating Mushrooms, or Thumbing Your Nose 
     at the Food Chain."


