[Square Dance caller] Let's all square dance. Places all. Bow to your corner. Bow to your own. Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a doe-see-doe Chicken in the breadpan kicking out dough Skip to my lou my darling The old lady out you pretty little thing Promenade around the ring Big foot up and littie foot down Make that big foot jar the ground The lady steps back adn the two gents in Back you go and foreward again Step right up with an elbow swing Skip to my lou my darling Allemand left with teh old left hand Follow through with the right left grand Beat your honey with a great big smile Promenade Indian style [Buggs steps in] Promenade across the floor Sashay right on out the door Out the door and into the glade And everybody Promenade Step right up you're doing fine I'll pull your beard you pull mine Yank it again like you did before Break it up with a tug of war Now into the brook and fish for the trout Dive right in and splash about Trout trout pretty little trout One more splash and come right out Shake like a hound dog shake again Wallow around in the old pig pen Wallow some more you all know how Roll around like an old fat sow Allemand left with your left hand Follow through with a right left grand Now leave your partner the dirty old thing Follow through with an elbow swing Grab a fence post hold it tight Whomp your partner with all you might Hit him in the shin hit in the head Hit again the critter ain't dead Whomp him low and whomp him high Stick your finger in his eye Pretty little ring pretty little sound Bang your heads against the ground Promenade all around the room Promenade like a bride and groom Open up the door and step right in Close the door and into a spin Whirl whirl twist and twirl Jump all around like a flying squirrel Now don't you cuss and don't you swear Just come right out and form a square Now right hand over and left hand under Both join hands and run like thunder Over the hill and over the dale Duck your head and lift your tale Don't you stray and don't you roam Turn around and promenade home Corn in the crib wheat in the sack Turn your partner and promenade back And now you're home Bow to your parner Bow to the gent across the hall And that is all.