Well, I take that as a personal challenge. So this was my reply.
I'm working on it. Perhaps, "Well, I checked today and now that we're fully deployed over there, it grew another half-inch, yup, uh huh, it did. Last week's shrinkage was a mere anomaly. I was telling the missus, you just wait till the fireworks start and we'll be seeing some real action, 3 maybe even 4, and I'm not talking centimeters."
I think a compare and constrast might be appropriate. Rumsfeld pretty well weighs in representing the war-penis-size camp.
Let's look at a representative of peace, say Bishop Desmond Tutu (taken from: http://www.landenweb.com/images/imgZuidAfrika/tutu.jpg).
And further, Tutu's opinion that Rumsfeld's self-estimation is, shall we say, optimistic at best (taken from: http://www.globalcitizenscircle.org/images/dtutu.JPG).
Hey, it's the best I can do for the first thing in the morning.