|Who:||Frank Adelstein, a.k.a.
Mr. Gumps, a.k.a.
a.k.a. Dr. Smarty-Pants
|What:||computer scientist, source of amusement and confusion, web page creator|
|Where:||Ithaca, NY (a very nice place to be)|
|When:||NOW!!!! (since 1995) no...wait...NOW!!!!|
|How:||I don't know...it just sort of happens.|
|and sometimes Why:|
|"Because it's funny!"|