| Who: | Frank Adelstein, a.k.a.
Mr. Gumps, a.k.a.
Doctor Asshole a.k.a. Dr. Smarty-Pants |
| What: | computer scientist, source of amusement and confusion, web page creator |
| Where: | Ithaca, NY (a very nice place to be) |
| When: | NOW!!!! (since 1995) no...wait...NOW!!!! |
| How: | I don't know...it just sort of happens. |
| and sometimes Why: | |
| "Because it's funny!" | |
Other stuff:
I've got a PhD in computer science.
I work for ATC-NY, neé ORA (Odyssey Research Associates).
I'm a pilot (commercial, airplane multiengine land, airplane single-engine
land, airplane single-engine sea, instrument airplane).
I helped create MyCause in 1998, which was sold in 2008.
I now own the domain notfrank dot com.
My email address is at the above site using my first name.
I like to draw weird things and write odd tales.
I'm a high-tech luddite.
I like to play ultimate frisbee.
I have a warped sense of humor.
Previous "where"s include: Columbus, OH; Sunnyvale, CA; Ann Arbor, MI;
Beachwood, OH; and Cleveland Heights, OH.
Most of the above items are covered by the items on the
title bar at the top of every page.
While I try to be perfectly Frank, I don't always succeed.
So instead, I can just say,
"
Let's Be Frank" (Brian Aldiss wrote it in 1957, in my version it's
called The Collective Frank).