"Oh yeah? Well, then I'm not feeding you for a MONTH!" "Can it be December? I'll be gone for most of that." -- Kenji doesn't miss a beat trying to negotiate Ray's threat of cutting him off from free food (November 2018). "His name is Yoshi." -- Jeanine "corrects" Ken when he accidentally calls Kenji "Match" (November 2018). "Nope, I'm wrong. In fact all my 'canal facts' are about the Suez Canal." -- But Bez DOES know many 'canal facts' (December 2018). "Something is out of sync on our team. I think it's me." -- Alan does some performance assessment in the middle of a game of Code Words (December 2018). "To be fair, it's a lot easier to be a Major League Jerk if you're a baseball player." -- Judson (December 2018). "I can't help you, I can only sass you." -- VRon plays to her strengths (December 2018). "You say 'Jump!' I say, 'Why!'" -- KTM was an elite member of the Sass Marines (December 2018). "I wasn't talking with my mouth full." "You just did." -- Ray busts Kenji red-handed, or rather full-mouthed (January 2019). I had to decapitate a rottweiler last week. -- Not sure what's weirder, my friends or me thinking it's not all that unusual. To be fair, she is a vet (January 2019). Drugs are a hell of a drug. -- Sue speculates on the source of Bill Sienkiewicz's vast and highly create palette of visual styles (February 2019). "...you're mismatched..." "You mean Ms. Matched." "That's DOCTOR Matched to you!" -- Alan tells Lena how she outmatches most other players at a tournament, Frank corrects with a set, Lena cashes in with the spike (February 2019). I hate traveling with people way outside of my age range. They really make it easy to see how much of a dick I can be. -- Is that admitting or acceptance? Moof's either at the first or last stage of ... um ... vacations? (February 2019). I am on a flight so [the] Irish the passenger next to me pulled out holy water to cross herself and offered me some. I told her I was already going to hell. -- Sue has a way with words (March 2019). On a train and listening to people talk around me. One old lady is talking boring shit about how she used to commute in London and would walk fast. As a New Yorker walker I start tuning out. Totally not listening anymore until my stop comes up and the woman is closing with 'and that is when the ambulance came and took the body away.....' -- Sue learns appearances can be deceiving, especially with little old ladies in England on trains (March 2019). Our big news is that we got chickens! Ryan frowned when I said I wanted to name one Ruth Bader Ginsbird. The other ones are going to be called Zenna Henderson and Zora Neale Hursthen. Here are some others I'm considering for the fourth: Meryl Peep Amelia Egghart Emmaline Peckhurst Coregga Scott King -- I had forgotten how much I miss Alice (March 2019). [Addendum] They'll live in part of the yard where they can shit to their hearts content. I'm really worried that one of them is male. If Zenna is a boy, we may change it to Gregory Peck. -- Alice is prepared to handle a change of plans, and has her ducks, er chicks, in a row (April 2019). Being popular is the best way to increase one's popularity. -- Frank's comment on best-seller lists but probably more generally applicable (April 2019).
The list of previous selected "quotes of now" for 2019.