"Suck it, everyone." -- Emily to...everyone at Connect-Four-Pong (July 2022). "How was the dump this morning, Gavin?" -- TMI or just someone who saw Gavin arriving while they left the Recycling and Solid Waste Center? (August 2022) "I don't want to open up a can of...pandora's box." -- While it was just a thought shift mid-sentence, I think it's a good turn of phrase. Claude Roux (September 2022) I've decided that once I finish this bunch I'm not planting more till spring (other than the hundreds of bulbs that I ordered [...]). -- Shoshe is a Master Gardener; to her, planting a few hundred bulbs barely even merits mentioning. (October 2022). "I love how Alan's corrections are incorrections." -- Emily describes how Alan interrupts a story telling (October 2022). "Your cowering blocked my lane." -- While on D in ultimate, I heard footsteps rapidly closing, didn't see where, and wanted to avoid a collision. To be fair, it was a true statement and Ray said it without malice (October 2022). "The power in New Orleans is as dirty as the water is....and the politics." -- Daryl isn't only dealing with flickering lights (October 2022). "It's one of my biggest joys in life." "And one of my biggest pet peeves." -- Ray and Emily have diametrically opposed opinions on the topic of falling alseep on the couch (November 2022). Alan: "He hit my dick!" Allison: "Hypocrits get hit in the dick." Alan: "This is not Duck Hunt!" Kenji: "This is not Duck Hunt. This is Dick Hunt." Nerf guns + Connect Four sounded like a great game. And it was, for everyone except Alan (December 2022). I think the worst of the travel issues will be today because it will switch from rain to snow very rapidly and it will be a lot of black guys. -- Email from a smartphone text-to-speech translation, which took some work recognizing "black ice". I think that's as far as I can go, humor-wise, with this one (December 2022). I'm not going to brag too much but I was kind of a child prodigy at being able to distinguish solids from liquids. -- Sue describes her skills at discerning cat pee from cat treats in a cat carrier, despite an owner's doubts (January 2023). "You missed the part where I was harrassing Ray." "I'm OK with it." "We know." -- Ashley catches Emily up to what she missed while away from the table at Chilis after a pickup game (January 2023). "Any dog can be a puppy if you love it enough." -- Garret (February 2023). "Frank, you are more drunk than Korea right now." -- It's rare to hear an Irishman tell someone that they have had enough beer. Not me, and meant all of Korea (March 2023, 12:56am).
The list of previous selected "quotes of now" for 2023.