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"Oh yeah?  Well, then I'm not feeding you for a MONTH!"
  "Can it be December?  I'll be gone for most of that."
        -- Kenji doesn't miss a beat trying to negotiate Ray's threat 
           of cutting him off from free food (November 2018).

"His name is Yoshi."
        -- Jeanine "corrects" Ken when he accidentally calls
           Kenji "Match" (November 2018).

"Nope, I'm wrong.  In fact all my 'canal facts' are about the Suez Canal."
        -- But Bez DOES know many 'canal facts' (December 2018).

"Something is out of sync on our team.  I think it's me."
        -- Alan does some performance assessment in the middle of a
           game of Code Words (December 2018).

"To be fair, it's a lot easier to be a Major League Jerk if you're
a baseball player."
        -- Judson (December 2018).

"I can't help you, I can only sass you."
        -- VRon plays to her strengths (December 2018).

"You say 'Jump!' I say, 'Why!'"
        -- KTM was an elite member of the Sass Marines (December 2018).

"I wasn't talking with my mouth full."
  "You just did."
        -- Ray busts Kenji red-handed, or rather full-mouthed (January 2019).

I had to decapitate a rottweiler last week. 
        -- Not sure what's weirder, my friends or me thinking it's not
           all that unusual.  To be fair, she is a vet (January 2019).

Drugs are a hell of a drug.
        -- Sue speculates on the source of Bill Sienkiewicz's 
           vast and highly create palette of visual styles (February 2019).
 

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