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Le Quote de Maintenant

"Where did I put my pants?  Oh yeah, it's under Frank."
        -- Lena was briefly concerned after indoor ultimate (November 2019).

She complained about me using the word complaining when talking about her. 
I had to explain it's because she complains a lot.
        -- Sue channels Tautology Man while dealing with her mother 
           (December 2019).

"We don't need a woment's clinic.  We need a 'men playing with women' clinic."
        -- Brianne summarizes one of the biggest problems in ultimate
           frisbee (December 2019)..

"The world just threw up in my kitchen."
        -- Ray describes his reaction to the kitchen mess the morning
           after hosting a pizza (making) party (Decmeber 2019).

"Mitch McConnell said there'd be a fair trail."
  "REALLY?!?"
"No.  I'm just trying to shock you."
        -- Frank successfully cures Shoshe's hiccups (December 2019).

I think I can safely say that nobody should put me in charge of the 
design of a brown paper bag.  
        -- Deepak prefers technical roles to managerial ones (December 2019).

"You should tell Ray he sounds like Miss Piggy."
  "Oh I WILL."
        -- Ray unwittingly channeled his inner Frank Oz with his falsetto 
           as Princess Jasmin in a karaoke duet of A Whole New World.  Emily 
           didn't need Alan to suggest sharing this. (January 2020).

 

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I used to have a few quotes on my home page when I worked at DRI.
Quotes from my DRI home page.

Back before the web, people had .plan files which were visible by others on the same system or on different systems, before security concerns caused people to block remote requets from the finger program. I usually had one or two quotes in my file.

Highlights from my .plan file from OSU.

The Archives

A collection of stuff that I've had for the last 20+ years. Some are quotes from songs, some are amusing quips, some are collections of quotes on a topic or just random, some from friends, some from strangers.
Enter Frank's the Quote Archive


This page last modified Jan 09, 2020.
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