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Le Quote de Maintenant

"Where did I put my pants?  Oh yeah, it's under Frank."
        -- Lena was briefly concerned after indoor ultimate (November 2019).

She complained about me using the word complaining when talking about her. 
I had to explain it's because she complains a lot.
        -- Sue channels Tautology Man while dealing with her mother 
           (December 2019).

"We don't need a woment's clinic.  We need a 'men playing with women' clinic."
        -- Brianne summarizes one of the biggest problems in ultimate
           frisbee (December 2019)..

"The world just threw up in my kitchen."
        -- Ray describes his reaction to the kitchen mess the morning
           after hosting a pizza (making) party (Decmeber 2019).

"Mitch McConnell said there'd be a fair trail."
"No.  I'm just trying to shock you."
        -- Frank successfully cures Shoshe's hiccups (December 2019).

I think I can safely say that nobody should put me in charge of the 
design of a brown paper bag.  
        -- Deepak prefers technical roles to managerial ones (December 2019).

"You should tell Ray he sounds like Miss Piggy."
  "Oh I WILL."
        -- Ray unwittingly channeled his inner Frank Oz with his falsetto 
           as Princess Jasmin in a karaoke duet of A Whole New World.  Emily 
           didn't need Alan to suggest sharing this. (January 2020).

"It's REALLY expensive to get me drunk."
        -- a friend, with a full memory of a medical procedure, describes 
           how her eastern European ancestry gives her super-powers (or at 
           really high tolerance levels) against drugs, alcohol, and 
           anesthesia (February 2020).

"I can't feel my hands and they hurt."
        -- Scott's hands are paradoxical after playing Snow Ultimate 
           without gloves (February 2020).

"Turns out the 'this' wasn't the 'that', it was the other other thing."
        -- It sort of made sense when Rob explained it (February 2020).

"Sorry I'm late. My car wouldn't start. When I get out to check it over,
I see a bunch of magnets stuck all over the fuel cap. That's when I
realized it had been degassed."
        -- Matthew offers a free joke to Bradley if he wants to try
           to do stand-up comedy at a forensics conference (March 2020).

I fucking hate people so this is pretty much paradise for me.
        -- Tom's feeling about his empty office at work (March 2020).

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I used to have a few quotes on my home page when I worked at DRI.
Quotes from my DRI home page.

Back before the web, people had .plan files which were visible by others on the same system or on different systems, before security concerns caused people to block remote requets from the finger program. I usually had one or two quotes in my file.

Highlights from my .plan file from OSU.

The Archives

A collection of stuff that I've had for the last 20+ years. Some are quotes from songs, some are amusing quips, some are collections of quotes on a topic or just random, some from friends, some from strangers.
Enter Frank's the Quote Archive

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