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"Suck it, everyone."
        -- Emily to...everyone at Connect-Four-Pong (July 2022).

"How was the dump this morning, Gavin?"
        -- TMI or just someone who saw Gavin arriving while they left the
           Recycling and Solid Waste Center?  (August 2022)

"I don't want to open up a can of...pandora's box."
        -- While it was just a thought shift mid-sentence, I think it's
           a good turn of phrase.  Claude Roux (September 2022)

I've decided that once I finish this bunch  I'm not planting more 
till spring (other than the hundreds of bulbs that I ordered [...]).
        -- Shoshe is a Master Gardener; to her, planting a few hundred
           bulbs barely even merits mentioning.  (October 2022).

"I love how Alan's corrections are incorrections."
        -- Emily describes how Alan interrupts a story telling (October 2022).

"Your cowering blocked my lane."
        -- While on D in ultimate, I heard footsteps rapidly closing, didn't 
           see where, and wanted to avoid a collision.  To be fair, it was a 
           true statement and Ray said it without malice (October 2022).

"The power in New Orleans is as dirty as the water is....and the politics."
        -- Daryl isn't only dealing with flickering lights (October 2022).

"It's one of my biggest joys in life."
  "And one of my biggest pet peeves."
        -- Ray and Emily have diametrically opposed opinions on the 
           topic of falling alseep on the couch (November 2022).

Alan: "He hit my dick!" 
Allison: "Hypocrits get hit in the dick." 
Alan: "This is not Duck Hunt!"
Kenji: "This is not Duck Hunt.  This is Dick Hunt." 
Nerf guns + Connect Four sounded like a great game.  
And it was, for everyone except Alan  (December 2022).

I think the worst of the travel issues will be today because 
it will switch from rain to snow very rapidly and it will be 
a lot of black guys.
        -- Email from a smartphone text-to-speech translation, which took
           some work recognizing "black ice".  I think that's as far as I 
           can go, humor-wise, with this one (December 2022).

I'm not going to brag too much but I was kind of a child prodigy at 
being able to distinguish solids from liquids.
        -- Sue describes her skills at discerning cat pee from cat treats
           in a cat carrier, despite an owner's doubts (January 2023).

"You missed the part where I was harrassing Ray."
  "I'm OK with it."
"We know."
        -- Ashley catches Emily up to what she missed while away from
           the table at Chilis after a pickup game (January 2023).

"Any dog can be a puppy if you love it enough."
        -- Garret (February 2023).

"Frank, you are more drunk than Korea right now."
        -- It's rare to hear an Irishman tell someone that they have had
           enough beer. Not me, and meant all of Korea (March 2023, 12:56am).

 

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