"Where did I put my pants? Oh yeah, it's under Frank." -- Lena was briefly concerned after indoor ultimate (November 2019). She complained about me using the word complaining when talking about her. I had to explain it's because she complains a lot. -- Sue channels Tautology Man while dealing with her mother (December 2019). "We don't need a woment's clinic. We need a 'men playing with women' clinic." -- Brianne summarizes one of the biggest problems in ultimate frisbee (December 2019).. "The world just threw up in my kitchen." -- Ray describes his reaction to the kitchen mess the morning after hosting a pizza (making) party (Decmeber 2019). "Mitch McConnell said there'd be a fair trail." "REALLY?!?" "No. I'm just trying to shock you." -- Frank successfully cures Shoshe's hiccups (December 2019). I think I can safely say that nobody should put me in charge of the design of a brown paper bag. -- Deepak prefers technical roles to managerial ones (December 2019). "You should tell Ray he sounds like Miss Piggy." "Oh I WILL." -- Ray unwittingly channeled his inner Frank Oz with his falsetto as Princess Jasmin in a karaoke duet of A Whole New World. Emily didn't need Alan to suggest sharing this. (January 2020). "It's REALLY expensive to get me drunk." -- a friend, with a full memory of a medical procedure, describes how her eastern European ancestry gives her super-powers (or at really high tolerance levels) against drugs, alcohol, and anesthesia (February 2020). "I can't feel my hands and they hurt." -- Scott's hands are paradoxical after playing Snow Ultimate without gloves (February 2020). "Turns out the 'this' wasn't the 'that', it was the other other thing." -- It sort of made sense when Rob explained it (February 2020). "Sorry I'm late. My car wouldn't start. When I get out to check it over, I see a bunch of magnets stuck all over the fuel cap. That's when I realized it had been degassed." -- Matthew offers a free joke to Bradley if he wants to try to do stand-up comedy at a forensics conference (March 2020). I fucking hate people so this is pretty much paradise for me. -- Tom's feeling about his empty office at work (March 2020).
The list of previous selected "quotes of now" for 2020.