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"Where did I put my pants?  Oh yeah, it's under Frank."
        -- Lena was briefly concerned after indoor ultimate (November 2019).

She complained about me using the word complaining when talking about her. 
I had to explain it's because she complains a lot.
        -- Sue channels Tautology Man while dealing with her mother 
           (December 2019).

"We don't need a woment's clinic.  We need a 'men playing with women' clinic."
        -- Brianne summarizes one of the biggest problems in ultimate
           frisbee (December 2019)..

"The world just threw up in my kitchen."
        -- Ray describes his reaction to the kitchen mess the morning
           after hosting a pizza (making) party (Decmeber 2019).

"Mitch McConnell said there'd be a fair trail."
  "REALLY?!?"
"No.  I'm just trying to shock you."
        -- Frank successfully cures Shoshe's hiccups (December 2019).

I think I can safely say that nobody should put me in charge of the 
design of a brown paper bag.  
        -- Deepak prefers technical roles to managerial ones (December 2019).

"You should tell Ray he sounds like Miss Piggy."
  "Oh I WILL."
        -- Ray unwittingly channeled his inner Frank Oz with his falsetto 
           as Princess Jasmin in a karaoke duet of A Whole New World.  Emily 
           didn't need Alan to suggest sharing this. (January 2020).

"It's REALLY expensive to get me drunk."
        -- a friend, with a full memory of a medical procedure, describes 
           how her eastern European ancestry gives her super-powers (or at 
           really high tolerance levels) against drugs, alcohol, and 
           anesthesia (February 2020).

"I can't feel my hands and they hurt."
        -- Scott's hands are paradoxical after playing Snow Ultimate 
           without gloves (February 2020).

"Turns out the 'this' wasn't the 'that', it was the other other thing."
        -- It sort of made sense when Rob explained it (February 2020).

"Sorry I'm late. My car wouldn't start. When I get out to check it over,
I see a bunch of magnets stuck all over the fuel cap. That's when I
realized it had been degassed."
        -- Matthew offers a free joke to Bradley if he wants to try
           to do stand-up comedy at a forensics conference (March 2020).

I fucking hate people so this is pretty much paradise for me.
        -- Tom's feeling about his empty office at work (March 2020).
 

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