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"I didn't know I wasn't sure."
        -- Alan explains why he was so sure of a trivia answer (October 2020).

Thank you!  It wasn't dreadful at all, almost embarrassingly pleasant.
        -- I had wished Piers a "not dreadful" birthday (October 2020).

Now you guys are orphans, which in the natural order of life, 
we all become some day.
        -- Poetic words of comfort from Steve Jeandheur (October 2020).

I'm counting on the cold to fuel my hungry.
        -- Kenji readies himself for both an outdoor Thanksgiving meal
           and defending his "Most Hungry Friend" status (November 2020).

[After discussing the Culinary Institute of America (CIA)'s cookbook]
>> Now I'm wondering what the title of the other CIA's cookbook would be:
>> How to kill people with Delicious Food
>> How to improperly prepare Pufferfish sushi
>> Kill them with Cooking: 101 stone fruit recipes with high cyanide content
>
>  Recipes to Die For.

That's so much better than my "Dressed to Ill: Fowl cooking for your 
Enemies" idea
        -- Ralley and Frank engage in a game of lethal puns (December 2020).

"it's something that's hard to figure out but..."
  "Given the prompt..."
"...given the prompt, it makes it easier to figure out."
        -- Judson explains the benefit of booze reviews to Megan as
           she demonstrates the concept to him (January 2021).

I am very fond of this idea (and Frank's others -- with the exception of
supervised naptime).
        -- Matthew G hates freedom...and naptime (February 2021).

"It mostly wasn't terrible."
	-- a ringing endorsement from Chris H. (February 2021).

"[The next meeting] is St. Patrick's day so I will have a beer with me.
I don't make the rules."
        -- Mark S, just following the 'when in Ireland...' rules (March 2021).

"It's the pinnacle of mediocrity."
        -- Matt approves of a very generic logo (April 2021).

"Oh I'm not competing with anyone's grandma."
        -- Megans's lamington (cake) is good but not quite at the 
           level of Bez's Grandmother's lamington (Bezmas, April 2021).

"I thrive on your criticism."
        -- apparently Katie provides for Alan's needs (April 2021).

"Squirrels have devil-opposite-side-of-tree magic."
        -- Bez explain's Yuri's distrust of squirrels (April 2021).

"They have different strengths; [but] the same weakness: loud!"
        -- Emily's assessment of the Top 4 in the 'loud group' (April 2021).

"I am a killjoy, I know.  A killjoy that gets us first place."
        -- Emily dislikes joke trivia answers that lose points (April 2021).

"If I did have a fever for more cow bell I would have gone to a
Walken clinic."
        -- Bez's immediate response to the question of whether the 2nd 
           COVID-19 vaccination gave him certain symptoms (April 2021).


Appointment today where the dog came in extremely agitated.

Could he have gotten into anything?

  Dunno

Okay well we can do a lot of lab work and it'll be about $400

  He got into my weed.

Ok.

  And maybe meth

.... 
        -- Just another day at the office for Dr. B. (May 2021).


"In other words, 'crab happens.'"
        -- Bez explains the process of carcinization (June 2021).

Our administration is largely incompetent, and I say largely only to be polite.
        -- Loren, ever the diplomat about his employers (June 2021).

"People in the group picked up saying 'to be fair' from me."
  "To be fair, you do say it a lot."
"That's true."
        -- Ray traces phrases and mannerisms in the group,
           Frank provides some justification (June 2021).

"Banning yoga?  It's a bit of a stretch."
        -- Bez reacts to a trivia question (June 2021).

 

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