"Oh yeah? Well, then I'm not feeding you for a MONTH!" "Can it be December? I'll be gone for most of that." -- Kenji doesn't miss a beat trying to negotiate Ray's threat of cutting him off from free food (November 2018). "His name is Yoshi." -- Jeanine "corrects" Ken when he accidentally calls Kenji "Match" (November 2018). "Nope, I'm wrong. In fact all my 'canal facts' are about the Suez Canal." -- But Bez DOES know many 'canal facts' (December 2018). "Something is out of sync on our team. I think it's me." -- Alan does some performance assessment in the middle of a game of Code Words (December 2018). "To be fair, it's a lot easier to be a Major League Jerk if you're a baseball player." -- Judson (December 2018). "I can't help you, I can only sass you." -- VRon plays to her strengths (December 2018). "You say 'Jump!' I say, 'Why!'" -- KTM was an elite member of the Sass Marines (December 2018). "I wasn't talking with my mouth full." "You just did." -- Ray busts Kenji red-handed, or rather full-mouthed (January 2019). I had to decapitate a rottweiler last week. -- Not sure what's weirder, my friends or me thinking it's not all that unusual. To be fair, she is a vet (January 2019). Drugs are a hell of a drug. -- Sue speculates on the source of Bill Sienkiewicz's vast and highly create palette of visual styles (February 2019).
The list of previous selected "quotes of now" for 2019.