"Are we in a commited, exclusive relationship?" "...I feel like I should say yes." -- Match picked the correct answer to Kara's question (August 2023). "I'd like to leave soon, I'm getting hungry." "You're hungry like 90% of the time!" -- Emily doesn't buy Kenji's excuse to leave pickup (August 2023). "I'm trying to come up with a McConnell joke now but...uh..." "You're freezing?" -- Moof scores a topical zinger point against Frank (September 2023). "I've disabled every notification on my phone, so the next sound--" -- Tom was then interrupted by his phone. To be fair, it was a call (October 2023). "My oversight doesn't need oversight." -- Emily does not need help making sure people pay for Friday night pickup (November 2023). [...] the receptionist said he would pass a note to the physician's assistant too see if I needed a referral to Mount Cyanide. I was like...is that a slip or are you trying to tell me something. -- A great name for a Halloween hospital (November 2023). "I come from a long line of stubborn." "Blame everyone else." -- Neither Robyn nor David realized how, in context, funny and ironic it was (November 2023). I feel fine but nonetheless, I am on the Mediterranean diet. Look that one up and see how it differs from the way the rest of the world eats, except the Mediterranean people. -- Kathy is both precise and accurate (December 2023). "Have you noticed any recent changes to your vision?" "Yeah, I can see much better now!" -- The tech at the eye doctor's office had just cleaned my glasses, but I don't think that's what she was asking (December 2023). You always blow out my emergency exit door with your aviation knowledge. -- Ralley thinks 737 Maxs can't compete with me (January 2024). "Aren't we all half centaur?" -- KTM thought, though she said it wasn't original (January 2024). I think I have some body of christ stuck between my teeth -- Email from a friend at a funeral (February 2024). "Take the whole damn thing! If you have heart problems, you'll know what to do!." -- Advice given to a cardiologist at a birthday dinner, who wanted to cut the last beignet in half (February 2024). "Is a 'spicy tent' an errection?" -- Allison playing word games (March 2024). "Don't go with your gut, go lower." -- Frank's guidance for 'So Clover' using dirty words (March 2024). I just had a pt appointment and I said can I ask a stupid question and he politely says there are no stupid questions, my response is 'that is a lie, c'mon now.' -- Sue has heard too many stupid questions (March 2024).
The list of previous selected "quotes of now" for 2024.