Frank's Sketchbook Entry of the Day
| Rick Sanchez Costume
October 31, 2015
For our ultimate frisbee costume Halloween Hat Tournament, I went as Rick
from the cartoon Rick and Morty. Note the flask and genuine, custom-made
There were only a few people who knew the cartoon.
Had there been more, this might have been my dialog.
Hey M-urrrrrp-orty. You need to...you need to run, Morty. Run fast. Run
deep down the field, Morty. Run into the endzone. I'll hu-uuuuuuuu-uck
the disc to you. You catch it and score. It's the only way Morty, the
only way we can win.
Uh, I don't know Rick. It seems a little
risky. I mean, what if I can't get there in time or one of those taller
guys just, you know, just skies me. Makes my vertical leap look
Morty, don't be a pussy. No guts no glory. And we need the
gl-oooooorrrp-ory, Morty. If we don't get the glory, then we might as well
just surrender now and have them rip our intestines out an then anally
violate us with them, our own intestines. I told you that's what they do
in this world, right? Cut you open, pull out your intestines, and then
thread them up your asshole if you lose the game?
didn't...you didn't say a thing about that! I thought we're just going to
throw the frisbee around. Nothing like this...this kind of scary torture
shit. Why in the hell would we want to go some fucked up place like this?
We should, we should just leave. Leave right now. No guts, no glory, no
fucking way. I want to keep my guts inside me.
That's the point,
they are inside you, just kind of in a different place, and going from the
outside back in. But don't dwell on that. That kind of thinking doesn't
win games. And if you win the game, then you've got a shot at anyone on
the team. Either team really. And I'm not talking about killing them.
I'm talking about you getting some action, Morty. Check it o-errrrp-out.
I'm sure there are a few on the field you'd be happy to bang. Think about
it Morty. Just one pass. Right to you. Then bam! Or bang. Or whatever
the hell sound you want to make.
Well...when you put it that
way...maybe we should at least try to win the game, you know. No way to
win if we don't try...
Cut the team-spirit bullshit, Morty, you're
just looking to get laid. So get on the line and cut deep. Oh...and did I
tell you-errrrp...ultimate is full-contact, no holds-barred in this
universe? OK, the disc is headed our way. Go!
I tend to doodle. Over the years, I've accumulated lots of random
sketches of things, sometimes people, sometimes things, and sometimes
just abstract lines. The basic idea on these pages is for me to slowly
scan in highlights from my collection of random quick doodles. I also
am providing a place where I can explain what it is or what motivated
it or perhaps some reason why I'm not to blame. With the sketches of
people, their name may be hand-written, or there might be a talk title
provided, but I will tend to avoid providing full names. I don't mind
if people know who they are, I just don't want them coming up on search
engine hits, since that might be a bit rude.
Note that the images are PNGs with transparency. Mozilla and Firefox
properly render them. Safari too, I think. Internet Exporer doesn't.
I don't care.
If you want to see the image without the annoying blue-lined background
image, just click on the image.
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