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Frank's Sketchbook Entry of the Day

Notable Entries
Something political
Gollum and Guns
Chain Saw
The Creeper Escapes
The Mad Cow
Thoughts in the Dark
More politics (Zod!)
Not a cloud
Groundhog Hog
Strangulation hazard
Ultimate Elephant
Pod me!
Robot Ninja Pirate
Not my fault
Ken's Robot
Pain is my Guide
Physical Therapy
Pod du Jour
A Week in Ireland
Rough to Finished
A Week in Norway
Bass Player
Green Pickle
Bradbury Building
The Big 498th Entry
Swine Bird...
  ['s been a long day, I'm feeling pretty pooped.]

May 24, 2024

The trees got horny and slooged a bunch of pollen on my car the other day. I was annoyed that my car had a yellow sheen on it. Yesterday, I walked outside and noticed that pollen was the least of my concerns. I believe that a single bird, in the avian version of Narcissus, saw its reflection in the car, and instead of being in awe of its beauty, it viewed it as a rival and probably spent most of the morning or afternoon attacking it, quite literally beatingthe shit out of itself in the process and onto my car, the ground, as well as part of the neighbor's car. There are no branches overhanging where I park and this hasn't been a problem before now. But a year ago a bird spent a few days attacking its reflection in my bedroom window, and I noticed a few cars had poop on their driver's side mirror and the corner of the driver's side window, suggesting that a bird perched there and flew into the driver's window (also there were dust marks there). But this time, to quote Dr. Klahn from A Fistful of Yen from The Kentucky Fried Movie, this was a bird with a fighting force and poop-filled guts of extraordinary magnitude. It has our gratitude." To be honest, when I saw it, I thought it was pretty damned funny. Here's the full-sized picture. Note all the splatters on the ground as well. Remarkable...

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I tend to doodle. Over the years, I've accumulated lots of random sketches of things, sometimes people, sometimes things, and sometimes just abstract lines. The basic idea on these pages is for me to slowly scan in highlights from my collection of random quick doodles. I also am providing a place where I can explain what it is or what motivated it or perhaps some reason why I'm not to blame. With the sketches of people, their name may be hand-written, or there might be a talk title provided, but I will tend to avoid providing full names. I don't mind if people know who they are, I just don't want them coming up on search engine hits, since that might be a bit rude.

Note that the images are PNGs with transparency. Mozilla and Firefox properly render them. Safari too, I think. Internet Exporer doesn't. I don't care.
If you want to see the image without the annoying blue-lined background image, just click on the image.

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